The Costume: Paula AbdulWhat You'll Need: Being former 'American Idol' judge Paula Abdul (not unlike 'Being Bobby Brown') is all about the attitude: Randomly jump around and start dancing, while throwing your hands in the air and making the "I love you" horns ... randomly start spouting nonsensical phrases like "Simon always refers to a fortune cookie and says the moth who finds the melon finds the corn flake always finds the melon and one of you didn't pick the right fortune" ... randomly start slurring your speech and nodding off, like you're "tired" while giving a TV interview ... you get the idea. Act craz ... uh, enthusiastic and spirited.
As for the outfit, Paula has many looks, but a long brown wig, lots of makeup, door-knocker earrings, a large choker necklace, several bracelets (perhaps selections from the HSN Paula Abdul jewelry line?), cocktail rings, a bustier, tight pants, a beauty mark on the left side of your face and, of course, a red Coke cup, will make you one fine Paula.
Optional Accessories: Someone dressed like Simon Cowell, who you will argue with and occasionally make out with or someone dressed like former 'American Idol' contestant Corey Clark, whom you'll just randomly make out with.
Reader Comments (5)
babydoll at 8:21AM on Oct 10th 2009
dear kim potts ( is it really potts?,lol...)
How could you find it in you to allow your
jealousy to come out in this way?
What do you look like miss Potts?
OMG! I hope you look as good as Paula cause
if you don't,you insulted yourself even further!
You should support other women,not hate them!
Shame on you potty!!!
Cindy at 2:12PM on Oct 11th 2009
I'm not a Paula fan, but this has to be the dumbest article I've read in a long while.
If this is the best you can do Ms. Potts, please look for another job. Your jealousy is what people see when they read this junk.
You must be a very sad lonley person to write trash like this about a person you probably have never met.
What a shame!
Esther at 4:07PM on Oct 12th 2009
...Bravo Cindy!!! I'm agree with you...
rosalie orlando at 12:28PM on Oct 12th 2009
ms potts hit it right on the head. Paula was a real sorry crazy lady. so very glad she is off show. she made a sham of a great show.looked like a clown and acted like a child who drank too much. don't call it jealous just call it the truth!
Craig Sleest at 6:33PM on Oct 12th 2009
Well, that's all three of Paula's remaining staff heard from, so the gratuitous slams against someone (Potts) pointing out the simple truth should be done.
That is, unless Paula gets wind of it. In that case, prepare for a sh*tstorm of incoherent ramblings punctuated by the occasional crying jag ("how could you be so MEAN").