'Osbournes: Reloaded'(9:25PM, Fox) series premiere
Rosie O'Donnell couldn't do it, but the Osbournes – Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly and Jack – are back on the tube for the latest attempt to revive the variety series.
Skits, taped segments and audience interaction are all a part of the action, as the show, which will continue on Fox as a series of specials, finds the family travelling to other parts of the country to swap lives with other Osbourne fams, performing non-showbiz gigs (like working at a fast food drive-thru) and unleashing the 'Littlest Osbournes,' in which kiddie versions of Ozzy and Sharon re-enact the couple's greatest hits.
So you can imagine what comes out of the mouths of these babes.
'My Boys'
(10:30PM, TBS) 3rd season premiere
Not spoiling the big surprises in this one, but let's just say it's probably our most favorite episode of the show ever, and it involves a moustache contest.
'Cupid'
(10PM, ABC) series premiere
Trevor (Bobby Cannavale) thinks he's Cupid, the Roman god of love, and Claire (Sarah Paulson) is a psychiatrist who thinks he's nuts in this remake of the (much better) 1998 dramedy that starred Jeremy Piven.
'The Bad Girls Club Reunion'
(10PM, Oxygen)
They found just the man to host this reunion of the baddest 'Bad Girls' to ever destroy a reality TV mansion – gossiper Perez Hilton.
'Pretty Wicked'
(11PM, Oxygen) series premiere
Speaking of bad girls ... the divas on this reality series are, like the title says, pretty, but wicked, and they're going to have to find, or develop, their inner beauty to have a shot at the $50,000 grand prize.
'The Real Housewives of New York City'
(10PM, Bravo)
It's the catfight we've been waiting for all season: newbie Kelly vs. Bethenny, and our money's on the sassy health food chef.
'100 Greatest One-Hit Wonders of the '80s'
(10PM, VH1) miniseries premiere
At last, Kajagoogoo and Haircut 100 get the props they've long deserved, in this five-night countdown.
Also on tonight:
- 'The Mentalist' (9PM, CBS)
- 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit' (10PM, NBC)
What's on tomorrow: 'Damages,' 'Life on Mars' finales and more
Check out our TV calendar for a look at the month ahead
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