'24'(9PM, Fox)
Oh, it's on! We're a third of the way through season eight, and Jack and Girl Jack (that's FBI Agent Renee Walker) are still on the trail of terrorists in the nation's capitol.
Meanwhile, the First Family is dealing with the fallout of their son's murder, the First Gentleman's kidnapping and a new crisis with the First Daughter; and tonight sees the inevitable smackdown between computer geeks Chloe and FBI-er Janis Gold (Janeane Garofalo).
The paranoid Ms. Gold gets under uber-techie Chloe's skin when she blocks some much needed access to government files, and let's just say that now that Chloe's a mommy, you really dont want to tick her off.
'The Closer'
(9PM, TNT)
It's a family affair for Brenda, as her 'rents and Fritz's allegedly clairvoyant sister played by the delightfully kookie Amy Sedaris (read a Q&A) come to town to help plan the Brenda/Fritz wedding.
'Worst Week'
(9:30PM, CBS) 1st season finale
When Mel goes into labor, Sam goes to the hospital. Unfortunately, it's the wrong hospital.
'The Secret Life of an American Teenager'
(8PM, ABC Family)
While Ricky tries to put the kibosh on the adoption, Amy tries to decide whether she should be with her boyfriend or her babydaddy.
'Chuck'
(8PM, NBC)
Chuck and Sarah are married! Slow your roll there, 'shippers, it's a fake marriage for the sake of an undercover mission in which Chuck and Sarah move to 'burbs and pose as marrieds. Their neighbors: guest stars Andy Richter and Jenny McCarthy, who's got her eye on Chuck.
'Stealing Lincoln's Body'
(9PM, History Channel)
Trying to steal the 16th POTUS's body was, in fact, a bit of a trend amongst criminals, who thought they'd score big ransom bucks for it. His son Robert came up with a rather ingenious way to thwart them, however. And no, we're not telling you what it was. You'll have to watch.
'Kyle XY'
(9PM, ABC Family)
Newbie Latnok employee Kyle wants to bail on his job, until he factors in the Tragers' financial woes.
Also on tonight:
- 'The Bachelor' (8PM, ABC)
- 'Medium' (10PM, NBC)
What's on tomorrow: 'Real Housewives of NYC,' 'American Idol' and more
Check out our TV calendar for a look at the month ahead
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